- straight white boy: nice
Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3
Superman to the rescue!
save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard